2025 Things I Want To Say At Work, But I Can't Sarcastic Calendar

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if(window.self === window.top) { (window.disabled_exts ||=[]).push('product_detail_rebate'); } class SpzRebateComponent extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); } xhr_ = SPZServices.xhrFor(this.win); viewport_ = this.getViewport(); action_ = null; lang = document.documentElement.lang || 'en-US'; landPage = "\/promotions\/rebate\/"; pageType = 1; cart = []; initData = null; rebateInfo = null; renderData = null; footerImage = `${this.win.SHOPLAZZA["image_domain"]}oss/operation/e8ebb03dbb710457ca3b4b6a70898ab2.svg`; isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.LOGIC; } buildCallback() { this.initData = this.getProduct(); this.action_ = SPZServices.actionServiceForDoc(this.element); this.registerAction("triggerGetRenderData", () => { const event = SPZUtils.Event.create(this.win, "triggerGetRenderData", this.renderData); this.action_.trigger(this.element, "getRenderData", event); }); this.registerAction("bindPropagation", () => { document.querySelector(".product_detail_rebate_list").addEventListener("click", e => { e.stopPropagation(); this.win.sa && this.win.sa.track("plugin_rebate_promotion_click", { plugin_timestamp: Date.now(), plugin_location: "info", product_id: this.initData.product.id, discount_id: this.rebateInfo.discount_list.map((item) => item.discount_id)[0], }); }); }); } async mountCallback() { document.addEventListener("dj.variantChange", e => { const data = e.detail; if (document.querySelector("#product-select-modal.show")) return; if (this.initData && this.initData.product && data.product && this.initData.product.id === data.product.id) { this.initData = data; this.initRebate(this.initData, true); } else { this.initData = data; this.getRebateInfo(); } }); document.addEventListener("dj.addToCart", e => { const v = e.detail; this.rebateInfo && this.win.sa && this.win.sa.track("plugin_rebate_atc", { variant_discount_id: this.getVariantDiscountId(v.variant_id).map(item => item.discount_id), discount_ids: this.rebateInfo.discount_list.map(item => item.discount_id), variant_id: v.variant_id, product_id: v.product_id, price: v.item_price, number: v.number, }); }); await this.getRebateInfo(); if (document.querySelector(".plugin-container__bottom-fixed")) { this.showDiscountPopupsInfoBar(); } else { this.win.addEventListener("extloaded", () => { this.showDiscountPopupsInfoBar(); }); } } getProduct = (() => { document.addEventListener("dj.variantChange", e => { if (!e.detail || !e.detail.product) return; const productJson = document.querySelector("#product-json"); if (productJson && productJson.textContent && JSON.parse(productJson.textContent)) { productJson.textContent = JSON.stringify(e.detail); } if (this.win.jQuery && this.win.jQuery.fn && this.win.jQuery(document).data("djproduct")) { this.win.jQuery(document).data("djproduct", e.detail); } }); return () => { let productData = null; if (this.win.jQuery && this.win.jQuery.fn) { try { let product = this.win.jQuery(document).data("djproduct"); if (product) { productData = JSON.parse(JSON.stringify(product)); } else { productData = null; } } catch (error) { productData = null; } } if (!productData) { const productJson = document.querySelector("#product-json"); productData = (productJson && productJson.textContent && JSON.parse(productJson.textContent)) || null; } return productData; }; })(); initRebate = this.win.SPZCore.Types.debounce( this.win, (async (data, variantChange) => { let discount_list = Object.assign([], this.rebateInfo.discount_list); /* 按子商品的多少对优惠信息进行排序 */ discount_list && discount_list.sort((a, b) => { return b.variant_ids.length - a.variant_ids.length; }); /* 选中子商品时 筛选子商品的优惠信息 */ if (data.selected && data.selected.id) { discount_list = this.getVariantDiscountId(data.selected.id); } /* 无满减信息 */ if (!(discount_list && discount_list.length)) { return; } const isSection = !!document.querySelector( `div[data-section-type^="shoplazza://apps/publicapp/blocks/rebate"] #rebate_custom_component` ); if ( (this.rebateInfo.rebate_type == "sku" && data && data.selected && data.selected.id) || this.rebateInfo.rebate_type == "spu" ) { let nowLandpage = this.landPage; if (discount_list[0]) { nowLandpage = this.landPage + discount_list[0].discount_id || ""; } const info = { rebate: discount_list[0], maxShowCount: this.win.innerWidth > 768 ? 3 : 1, landPage: nowLandpage, modalFooterImg: `url(${`${this.win.SHOPLAZZA["image_domain"]}oss/operation/e8ebb03dbb710457ca3b4b6a70898ab2.svg`})`, }; this.renderData = info; if(isSection) { SPZ.whenApiDefined( document.getElementById("app_rebate_section") ).then(apis => { apis.render(info, true); }); } else { // 重新渲染 抖动问题处理 this.templates_ = SPZServices.templatesForDoc(); const newTplDom = await this.templates_.renderTemplate(document.querySelector('#appRebateBlockTpl'), info) const parentDiv = document.querySelector('#app_rebate_block'); const oldDom = parentDiv.querySelector('.app_rebate_list'); if(oldDom){ parentDiv.replaceChild(newTplDom, oldDom); } else { parentDiv.appendChild(newTplDom); } } } this.insertSlideTag(this.rebateInfo.tag, variantChange); var pluginCurrencyEvent = new CustomEvent("plugin_currency_update"); document.dispatchEvent(pluginCurrencyEvent); }).bind(this), 10 ); getRebateInfo = async () => { if (this.initData && this.initData.product && this.initData.product.id) { var variant_ids = this.initData.product.variants.map(variant => variant.id); const res = await this.xhr_.fetchJson( "\/api\/discount-rebate\/product-discount", { method: "POST", body: { product_id: this.initData.product.id, product_type: this.initData.product.product_type, variant_ids: variant_ids, }, } ); if (!SPZCore.Types.isEmptyObject(res.rebate_info)) { res.rebate_info.tag = res.tag; res.rebate_info.rebate_type = res.rebate_type; this.rebateInfo = res.rebate_info; this.initRebate(this.initData); } else { if (this.win.top !== this.win.self) { const noActivity = document.getElementById("no-rebate-activity"); noActivity && (noActivity["style"].display = "block"); } } } }; getVariantDiscountId = (variant_id) => { if (!variant_id || !this.rebateInfo) return []; var rebateId = this.rebateInfo.variant_discount_map[variant_id]; return this.rebateInfo.discount_list.filter(item => item.discount_id == rebateId) || []; }; insertSlideTag = (tag, variantChange) => { setTimeout(() => { if (tag) { var tag_container; var modal = document.getElementById("product-select-modal"); if (modal && modal.classList.contains("show")) { if (!variantChange && modal.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag")) return; if ( variantChange && modal.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag:not(.rebate-tag)") ) return; tag_container = modal; } else { var product_detail_card = document.querySelector( '.page_container > [data-section-type="product_detail"], .page_container > [data-section-type="product-template"]' ); if(!product_detail_card) return; if (!variantChange && product_detail_card.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag")) return; if (variantChange && product_detail_card.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag:not(.rebate-tag)")) return; tag_container = product_detail_card; } if (tag_container.matches("#product-select-modal") && this.pageType === 13 && document.documentElement.clientWidth < 768) return; const tagDom = `<div class="slider-discount-tag dj_skin_product_title rebate-tag">${tag}</div>` if (document.querySelector(".sep-loaded-slider")) { var loadedSlider = tag_container.querySelector(".sep-loaded-slider"); loadedSlider.querySelectorAll(".slider-discount-tag").forEach(function(element) { element.remove(); }); loadedSlider.insertAdjacentHTML("beforeend", tagDom); } else { if (tag_container.querySelector(".support-slick")) { var supportSlick = tag_container.querySelectorAll(".support-slick, .sep-slider"); supportSlick.forEach((element) => { element.querySelectorAll(".slider-discount-tag").forEach((element) => { element.remove(); }); element.insertAdjacentHTML("beforeend",tagDom); }); } else { var sepSlider = tag_container.querySelector(".sep-slider"); sepSlider.querySelectorAll(".slider-discount-tag").forEach(function(element) { element.remove(); }); sepSlider.insertAdjacentHTML("beforeend",tagDom); } } if (document.documentElement.clientWidth < 768) { const sliderDiscountTagHeight = tag_container.querySelector(".slider-discount-tag").offsetHeight || 0; document.querySelector(".product-image__swiper_bullets").style.bottom = `${sliderDiscountTagHeight + 15}px`; } } }, 1000); }; fetchInfoBar = () => { let discount_ids = []; if (this.pageType === 1) { discount_ids = this.rebateInfo && this.rebateInfo.discount_list.map(item => item.discount_id); } else if (this.pageType === 38) { discount_ids = [this.win.rebateObj.rebateCollection_id] || []; } const productObj = this.getProduct(); return this.xhr_.fetchJson("\/api\/discount-rebate\/global-text", { method: "POST", body: { product_type: productObj && productObj.product && productObj.product.product_type, line_items: (this.cart.line_items || []).map(item => ({ variant_id: item.variant_id, product_id: item.product_id, quantity: item.quantity, price: item.price, selected: !item.unchecked, })), discount_ids: discount_ids, }, }); }; renderBottomBanner = res => { if (!res.tips) return; if (document.querySelector(".discount__info-bar")) return; var bar_style = `background:linear-gradient(90deg,${res.config.background_color_start},${res.config.background_color_end}); color:${res.config.color};`; let data = { tips: res.tips, landPage: this.landPage + res.id, bar_style }; const html = SPZCore.Dom.htmlFor(this.element); const banner = html([ `<a impr="1" imprevt="1" id="rebate_bottom_bar" href=${data.landPage} class="discount__info-bar text-truncate" data-activity-type="rebate" style="${data.bar_style}">${data.tips}</a>`, ]); document.querySelector(".plugin-container__bottom-fixed").appendChild(banner); const pluginCurrencyEvent = new CustomEvent("plugin_currency_update"); document.dispatchEvent(pluginCurrencyEvent); if (res.id) { var trackParams = { page: this.pageType, discount_id: res.id, product_id: this.getProduct()?.product.id, }; banner.addEventListener("click", () => { this.win.sa && this.win.sa.track("plugin_rebate_promotion_click", { plugin_timestamp: Date.now(), plugin_location: "bottom_bar", product_id: trackParams.product_id, discount_id: trackParams.discount_id, }); }); this.win.sa && this.win.sa.track("plugin_rebate_banner_pv", trackParams); } }; showDiscountPopupsInfoBar = () => { if ([13, 14, 19, 30, 31].includes(this.pageType)) return; if (document.querySelector(".plugin-container__bottom-fixed .discount__info-bar")) return; this.fetchInfoBar().then(this.renderBottomBanner); document.addEventListener("dj.cartChange", () => { this.fetchInfoBar().then(this.renderBottomBanner); }); }; } SPZ.defineElement("spz-custom-rebate", SpzRebateComponent);
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class SpzCustomFileUpload extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); this.uploadCount_ = 0; this.fileList_ = []; } buildCallback() { this.action = SPZServices.actionServiceForDoc(this.element); this.registerAction('upload', (data) => { this.handleFileUpload_(data.event?.detail?.data || []); }); this.registerAction('delete', (data) => { this.handleFileDelete_(data?.args?.data); }); this.registerAction('preview', (data) => { this.handleFilePreview_(data?.args?.data); }); this.registerAction('limit', (data) => { this.handleFileLimit_(); }); this.registerAction('sizeLimit', (data) => { this.handleFileSizeLimit_(); }); } isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.LOGIC; } setData_(count, file) { this.uploadCount_ = count; this.fileList_ = file; } handleFileUpload_(data) { data.forEach(i => { if(this.fileList_.some(j => j.url === i.url)) return; this.fileList_.push(i); }) this.uploadCount_++; sessionStorage.setItem('fileList', JSON.stringify(this.fileList_)); this.triggerEvent_("handleFileUpload", { count: this.uploadCount_, files: this.fileList_}); if(this.fileList_.length >= 5){ document.querySelector('#review_upload').style.display = 'none'; } if(this.fileList_.length > 0){ document.querySelector('.apps-reviews-write-anonymous-box').style.marginTop = '8px'; } } handleFileDelete_(index) { this.fileList_.splice(index, 1); this.uploadCount_--; sessionStorage.setItem('fileList', JSON.stringify(this.fileList_)); this.triggerEvent_("handleFileDelete", { count: this.uploadCount_, files: this.fileList_}); document.querySelector('#review_upload').style.display = 'block'; if(this.fileList_?.length === 0){ document.querySelector('.apps-reviews-write-anonymous-box').style.marginTop = '132px'; } } handleFilePreview_(index) { const finalPreviewData = this.fileList_[index]; const filePreviewModal = document.getElementById('filePreviewModal'); const fullScreenVideo = document.getElementById('fullScreenVideo'); const fullScreenImage = document.getElementById('fullScreenImage'); const previewModalClose = document.getElementById('previewModalClose'); const previewLoading = document.getElementById('previewLoading'); filePreviewModal.style.display = 'block'; previewLoading.style.display = 'flex'; if(finalPreviewData?.type === 'video'){ const media = this.mediaParse_(this.fileList_[index]?.url); fullScreenVideo.addEventListener('canplaythrough', function() { previewLoading.style.display = 'none'; }); fullScreenImage.src = ''; fullScreenImage.style.display = 'none'; fullScreenVideo.style.display = 'block'; fullScreenVideo.src = media.mp4 || ''; } else { fullScreenImage.onload = function() { previewLoading.style.display = 'none'; }; fullScreenVideo.src = ''; fullScreenVideo.style.display = 'none'; fullScreenImage.style.display = 'block'; fullScreenImage.src = finalPreviewData.url; } previewModalClose.addEventListener('click', function() { filePreviewModal.style.display = 'none'; }); } handleFileLimit_() { alert(window.AppReviewsLocale.comment_file_limit || 'please do not upload files more than 5'); this.triggerEvent_("handleFileLimit"); } handleFileSizeLimit_() { alert(window.AppReviewsLocale.comment_file_size_limit || 'File size does not exceed 10M'); } clear(){ this.fileList_ = []; this.uploadCount_ = 0; sessionStorage.setItem('fileList', JSON.stringify(this.fileList_)); this.triggerEvent_("handleClear", { count: this.uploadCount_, files: this.fileList_}); document.querySelector('#review_upload').style.display = 'block'; } mediaParse_(url) { var result = {}; try { url.replace(/[?&]+([^=&]+)=([^&]*)/gi, function (str, key, value) { try { result[key] = decodeURIComponent(value); } catch (e) { result[key] = value; } }); result.preview_image = url.split('?')[0]; } catch (e) {}; return result; } triggerEvent_(name, data) { const event = SPZUtils.Event.create(this.win, name, data); this.action.trigger(this.element, name, event); } } SPZ.defineElement('spz-custom-file-upload', SpzCustomFileUpload);
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Description

2025 Funny Calendar, laugh Your Way Through 2025!

12 Month Calendar filled with hilarious and relatable quotes about being an adult.

Unleash your inner snark (silently) with our "2025 Things I Want To Say At Work, But I Can't" Sarcastic Calendar.

Each month reveals a biting phrase you've probably bitten back during a meeting or at your desk, serving up daily doses of what you’re really thinking but can’t say out loud.

It's not just a way to keep track of the days; it's a cathartic release for all the office thoughts you have to keep bottled up.  

Detail:

  • Size: 10" x 5" (25cm x 12.5cm)
  • Paper Thickness: 270 gsm
  • Spiral bound at the top