🎆 Star-Spangled Bovines – Where Whimsy Meets Patriotism
These aren’t your grandma’s lawn gnomes. Red, white, and blue Highland cows sporting starry coats turn gardens into 4th of July parades year-round. Perfect for front porches, BBQ parties, or honoring veterans—because liberty loves a little mischief.
🛡️ Resin Tough, Weatherproof Love
Made from outdoor-grade resin, they survive hurricanes, UV rays, and overzealous sprinklers.
🎁 Small Size, Big ‘Merica Energy
At 4.6” tall, they fit anywhere:
→ Perch on bookshelves next to war memoirs 📚
→ Guard the grill like furry Secret Service 🍔
→ Peek from flower beds with patriotic sass 🌸
Instant joy, zero space hogging.
✨ Hand-Painted Details That Outshine Fireworks
Each cow’s textured fur and winking eye are artisan-crafted—no two are identical. Unlike mass-produced flags, these ooze personality. Finally, lawn decor that doesn’t look like a dollar-store afterthought.
The Gift That Moo-ves Military Hearts
Pair them with a note: “For the home that’s as strong as your service.” Ideal for:
→ Veterans recovering from PTSD (therapy cows, anyone?) 🎖️
→ Army wives holding down the fort 🏡
→ Kids learning patriotism through play 🧒
Specs That Graze Above the Rest:
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Size: 4.6”H x 3.8”W
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Material: UV-resistant resin
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Set: 2 cows
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Weight: 1.8 lbs total